react devs are not web devs. they’re special

the seed they give you is self doubt. Am I good enough to even have impostor syndrome?

korok says no. take this seed that’s as useless as you are.

that is also one of their mottos.

you’re not saying it with enough childhood obesity.

fucking TWAIN drivers were the bane of my existence at one time.

fucking Windows 98!

Chicago civilians were abducted in the early 1980s and were experimented on. some went back for Johnny and never returned.

Data from chatgpt

…green cucumber, please.

I’m sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his…

replace dog with baby.

dudes over here steaming his frank and beans and doesn’t care if he’s poaching the next Ted Cruz.

looosing?

or maybe loooosing?

just tape a garden hose to your dick?

Bob probably laughed his ass off about this.

edit: had to do it

ahh goonday!

if you think her box looks beat to hell you should see her vagina.

don’t forget to get some XR glasses so you’re sure to get all the action in-frame.

and a hoodie to cover all the wires.

“accidentally”

you know, back in the day if this happened someone’s house would burn down and nobody would help.

if these wealthy conservatives are so desperate for the “good old days” and want to make America great again I think this is the perfect opportunity to make that wish come true.

it’s almost like we peaked in the late 90s early 2000s.